Kind of gross . . . to people.

Hi there. Today I'm talking about cleaning my people's faces. I know. It's kind of gross to most humans. But it's my way of showing love...or that's what they think. Recently, I've become more aware of human food. There's my really good food, but the humans have a LOT of stuff in the refrigerator that I don't get to eat. I've tried to tell them that I want it, but they can't understand me. So, I came up with a plan for smelling it anyway. I lick their faces and wow, I get a real nose full of what they've just eaten! It's great! Kind of like a stinky pizzle stick. But, I have to lick instead of chew. I have to remember that. I can't make that mistake.