My outdoor gear, or, The Coyote Protection Plan.

Bonjour there.

I should probably remind you that I live in a desert with a lot of weird cactus. And of course there are a lot more animals here than you might think. Like coyotes. We have them in our neighborhood. Well, you can’t choose your neighbors. Here’s what I like to do when the coyotes start thinking they can move in on me for a quick snack. Have a bite of this. Have a nice trip to the coyote dentist. You have to be tough, right?