Post Garage Sale Update! Important!

Bonjour there. So I sold all my garage sale stuff to a Golden Doodle for a really good stinky stick! This is great because it will stink up the whole house! I love to share with my family… a little. For those of you who don't know what a stinky stick is, you are really missing out! They are like a stick crossed with a dead animal. It's all the best in life rolled up into one tough, sinewy, lovely stick. Better than cookies. My people give me these, though not every day, and I know why: They are hoarding them for themselves. I think they get them at the store of great smells, where everything is for me.