Walking Birds

Bonjour there. Today I’m talking about walking birds. The walking birds are rude. When I'm in my yard, or in my house in the morning, the walking birds come into my yard uninvited. I have to watch them from the background. My people won't let me escort them away personally, so I ask them to leave from a distance. They should have the manners to request a visit before dropping in. They snoop all over my lawn and even on my patio. Then, they sit on the wall or walk around the yard and yell to each other. Maybe that's why they don't listen to me, they are too busy yelling at each other. They bring their kids too.