Whew!

Bonjour there. Well, I survived the 4th of July. Actually, I didn’t even hear it. Except for once when I was out in the yard with my human at 2am. I have a trick that works really well if I’m bored, or hear a noise, or just want to check to see which bird has pooped in the yard. I just act like I NEED TO GO RIGHT NOW. It’s a really good trick and it only takes a few “accidents” in the house to accomplish the training. Then you can go outside anytime you feel like it!
I know. Brilliant, right?

You can copy me if you want to.