What happens behind everyone’s back in January…in Arizona

Behind almost everyone’s back.

Bonjour there. I was keeping my eye on those chips. There were mine as soon as the humans were watching TV. I had it all planned out brilliantly. I even figured out how to open the kitchen trash can without anyone knowing! I know, it’s true genius. Okay, but I made a mistake. I forgot the competitors. And, one of the humans surprised me and took the garbage out before I could stall him with my cuteness. So…I missed out. This time. I think the moral of this story is that you can’t forget the Javalinas in life and you have to keep your cuteness ready in case of emergencies.