What if…just sayin’.
Bonjour there! Well, it’s time for Dad. I think he’s the last holiday, right? Well, maybe not, but anyway, you can’t forget about him just because you’ve got to get to your barking as a second language class or something. I’m just saying, you can’t think about him later, because what if you can’t get the soap on a rope or something? You can write him a nice coyote card though. Yes, I know, you have to stop and think about how to say something surprising, but you can do that, right? Dad should be really worth it!